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How To Melt Your Wife’s Heart
I wouldn’t have known unless I was told. Cleaning the dishes actually makes us more attractive to our wife. Below is a step by step guide on how to be more sexy for your wife by cleaning the kitchen. Since this post is for men and I know how we hate to read instructions I have also provided pictures.
Clean The Kitchen
- Take pictures of what the kitchen looked like dirty.
- Soak pans with hot water and soap.
- Soak silverware.
- Stack dishes in categories: plates on bottom then little plates, then bowls. This way you are only washing one type of dish at a time thus keeping motivation high. It is the snowball effect of wiping out one item and heading to the next.
- Have a drink of eggnog, alcohol free of course because we are cleaning SHARP utensils with HOT water!
- Begin to pre-wash dishes before setting them in the dishwasher. If you have a dishwasher that requires no pre-wash then blessed art thou!
- Do some pushups to try and burn off those eggnog calories.
- After you have washed the rest of the dishes don’t forget to sanitize the counters!
- Add dishwasher soap to dishwasher and starter up.
- Take pictures of your finished product to show to wife. You can eliminate picture taking and just do dishes in front of her.
Women us men need all the help we can get so if there is another way for us to melt your heart let us know in a comment.
Men have you done the dishes for your wife yet?
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Great post, man. Of course, the headline caught my attention. :>)
Loved the advice to take pictures of what the kitchen looked like dirty. Also the eggnog. Essentials. Thanks for posting.
-Marshall Jones Jr.
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Thanks for the encouragement. Every once in a while my ADD pays off and I write a good post.
I stopped by your site just now. I am subscribed.
Looking forward to communicating later.
PS: Eggnog is essential!
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Hi David,
You are a GREAT husband and I am sure Amanda agrees. I also have a GREAT hubby. He did all the dishes on Friday during my bake-a-thon and he did a lot of cleaning up after our Open House. My love for him increased a thousand fold.
Katy
PS. He did it without eggnog, but needed coffee.
Yeah he is pretty awesome. I look up to him and not only because he is taller than me
David,
I sure hope lots of men will read it or their women/wives will show them!
When we were at the Thanksgiving Party, Randy told us to talk with our neighbors at the table, about things we are thankful for. I told Kyle, that I am very thankful for my husband! He is taking such good care of me/us for so many years already and took a whole week off, after my shoulder surgery…without me asking him! So to have a caring and loving partner is one of the most important things!
That’s awesome. Those spouses from Kansas are one in a million (Amanda is from Kansas).
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Bravo!!! Well done, it reminds me of when my Jesse washes the floor…he’s HOT! Thanks for the post!
Wow! I got a Bravo!
Thanks for commenting and thanks for the compliment.
Well, I have a lot of issues to overcome. Basically I’m a slob and dirty stuff doesn’t bother me. My wife is the opposite. I’m sure she wonders from time to time what she ever saw in me. BUT, I was reminded by you just how much it means to her to at least have a clean kitchen. So, my public commitment is to keep that thing clean for her. Thanks for this!
Wow it is great that I could inspire you to clean the kitchen. I have been referencing this post as well when the plates start stacking high. Thanks for stopping by and thanks for commenting!
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